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…. It looks like you’d like to be my baby daddy won by a landslide!
<insert maniacal stalker cheering here>
The yes votes came in second, the no’s in third…. and who the hell would come here and not know that I’ve been banned? So in the spirt of baby daddy celebrations, I would like to nominate a few of my favorites, and open the comments for alternate nominations before opening a poll to see just who my new baby daddy should be.
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~~The Official Nominees~~
Well first of course there is Ampersand Artful, my faithful partner who has a sunny disposition with a chance of meatballs. Or something like that.
My personal favorite is Desmond from Lost, for clearly obvious reasons.
There is Jeanie Valios, because we all know she gets around. HAVE you seen the giant vagina on her wall? It’s absolutely mesmerizing.
There’s the steamy love/hate relationship with Ivy that we ALL know goes on behind closed doors. Who doesn’t love a good dramatic couple anyways? She really just wanted my goods, and was afraid to admit it. I don’t blame her, I’m irresistible.
And we also have Desmond.
We’ve also got Lizzie Lexington, because let’s face it, who isn’t a fangirl?
There’s a studly little number that’s been seen around town on Pen’s arm, we have yet to catch his name and mock him. But oh shit, he’s sexy.
We have Poop Cheese, because really, who can resist a name like that? It gives me such pleasant visuals.
Finally, did I mention Desmond?